In a plot twist reminiscent of a whimsical comedy skit, Guy Fieri, the charismatic culinary wizard of Flavortown, allegedly asked none other than America’s sweetheart, Tom Hanks, to leave one of his diners. The reason? Fieri reportedly labeled Hanks as “excessively politically correct.”

Picture this: Tom Hanks, the enduringly affable Hollywood legend celebrated for his portrayals of relatable characters facing life’s trials, strolls into a Guy Fieri eatery, perhaps in search of a quintessential American dining experience.

In the bustling eatery, Fieri, the exuberant culinary icon and television personality known for his extravagant flavors, stands proudly behind the counter, sporting his iconic bleach-blond spikes and trademark sunglasses.

As Hanks settles into his seat, perhaps anticipating a satisfying serving of Fieri’s renowned Trash Can Nachos, the unexpected occurs. Spotting Hanks amidst the din, Fieri strides over to the table, and in a moment both bizarre and inexplicable, brands Hanks as “ungodly and woke,” deeming him unfit for the revered realms of Flavortown.

Fieri’s accusation of “ungodly and woke” appears to be a contradiction in terms, particularly when directed at Tom Hanks, a longstanding symbol of Hollywood’s congeniality and goodwill.

How did Hanks come to be crowned with this unusual title in Flavortown? Was it his depiction of virtuous characters, or maybe his real-life persona, which exudes only warmth and modesty?